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If I Were The Stork

If I Were the Stork: Kitten Paws

by Anastasia on December 10, 2009

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OH MY CUTENESS, I’m in love with this ticklish fur ball. And I can authoritatively say that watching those little kitten paws flail in the air is the new best cure for the blues! (See all my “If I Were the Stork” series of imagined adoptive siblings here.)

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If I Were the Stork: Furry Babies

by Anastasia on November 12, 2009

il_430xN.101529493I‘M PRETTY SURE my lease agreement doesn’t include a clause on how baby farm animals are more than welcome. Darn. But thanks to photographer Sharon Montrose, I can now invite these darling little animals into my home. Lamb or baby porcupine? I can’t decide…

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If I Were the Stork: Halloween Ed

by Anastasia on October 28, 2009

slide_3140_44447_largeNOTHING MAKES ME feel more festive/delighted than seeing little children in freaky Halloween costumes! And that’s the very reason that I can’t stop looking at this slideshow on The Huffington Post. Ah, chicken alien baby, you are so cute. Happy almost Halloween!

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If I Were the Stork: ‘Le Flamby’

by Anastasia on October 1, 2009

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MON DIEU! NEW DEVELOPMENTS on the cute French children front: this papa eats his petite fille’s flamby and some adorable mayhem ensues. There aren’t any subtitles, but I think even the French-challenged will be able to appreciate this one. (She keeps asking “elle est où?” meaning “where is it?”)

via Capucha.

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If I Were the Stork: Marshmallows

by Anastasia on September 17, 2009

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HOLY ADORABLENESS, these kids are cute. According to a New Yorker article that I read earlier this year, kids who had trouble resisting the marshmallow in an identical test to this one that took place decades ago grew up to be much more impulsive (and far less successful by society’s standards) than those who held their ground. Interesting, right? And I almost died when that little guy shoved both marshmallows in his mouth at the end there.

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If I Were the Stork: Hot Mustache!

by Anastasia on August 24, 2009

mustache collageTHESE DAYS, MUSTACHES have been branded as hopelessly hip, but I’m a steadfast fan. Remember one of my earliest nominations for a make-believe sister–Erin Dollar of homemade beard fame? It’s hard to think of beards in this Southeast August heat, but I keep coming across some fantastically campy mustaches around the web (including on Erin’s site), and I like what I’m seeing. Here are some of my favorites. Clockwise from top left: [click to continue…]

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Frightened French Children (Redux)

by Anastasia on August 23, 2009

50648a4805a15763_landing-1TSP READER Keith was so kind to send me the image above from a 1963 issue of Life. These adorable Frenchies are in the Parc de Montsouris watching Guignol puppet show at the  moment the dragon is slain. Their faces remind me of one of my most beloved scenes from Truffaut’s Les quatre cent coups–remember this past “Stork” pick?

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If I Were the Stork: Chester the Cat

by Anastasia on August 18, 2009

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NOW THAT I’M LIVING alone, I’ve been considering adopting a furry friend of the feline variety to keep me company. I wouldn’t be replacing my brother T, but I do need someone to pal around with down here who will love me unconditionally. Too bad Chester the hand-holding cat already has a home. He’s perfect! Side note: I hope you aren’t fed up with the freaky animal videos I’ve been posting around here, because I just can’t get enough.

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If I Were the Stork: Jenny the Pug

by Anastasia on August 4, 2009

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I NEVER THOUGHT I’D ever actually want a pug as a baby sister (their faces are always wet and they sniffle a lot), but here’s my exception: Jenny, the Pink Pram-Pushing Pug. This dog is fabulous.

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If I Were the Stork: Tessa and LB

by Anastasia on July 14, 2009

3691235990_a9968ae8e8GOOD GOD, HAS ANYTHING SWEETER graced the pages of the internet than the birth of Tessa Tangerine to the blogging family at Pacing the Panic Room? Don’t know what I’m talking about? (“Who gave birth to a tangerine?”) Allow me to explain how this growing family has stolen my heart. [click to continue…]

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