Bake Us a Half-Birthday Cake?

by paige on May 13, 2009

Chris' Sister's Worst Birthday Cake Ever, from Cake Wrecks

Chris' Sister's Worst Birthday Cake Ever, from Cake Wrecks

WE HAVE A SIX-MONTH BIRTHDAY coming up here on TSP, and we need your help. We want to celebrate. We want to feel special. We need a cake. (A cake that will make us feel special, unlike the example above, which no doubt made Chris’s sister, whomever she is, feel a little unappreciated.)

This one definitely won't work for our vegetarian sisters.

This one (from the Gallery of Regrettable Food) definitely won't work for our vegetarian sisters.

Cake baking is not for the faint of heart. Personally, I’m not much of a baker; there’s too much rigid following of directions involved: I get distracted, add a pinch too much of this or that, and all of a sudden, I’m making something you might find in the Gallery of Regrettable Food. Or worse, I start yelling at the kids when I should be piping frosting, and I end up with a disaster worth of nomination as a Cake Wreck.

princesscake

We do talk a lot about bras here, so maybe this Princess Cake is appropriate?

I’ve been trolling the internet for ideas. (How in the world did writers procrastinate before Google?) Maybe it should be Pioneer Woman’s Strawberry Shortcake Cake. Maybe a Seven Sister Cake. My personal bakery fave, a Princess Cake? Or maybe one of the recipes we’ve already shared here.

But we suspect that you might have something better.

What’s your go-to, never-fail, crowd-pleaser birthday cake? From scratch, please. We’re a picky bunch of sisters, but we know you’ve got what it takes.

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M May 13, 2009 at 10:01 am

what about pie? I don’t like cake. Can pies be included?

Linda Dodson May 13, 2009 at 1:53 pm

It’s about 4:00 am in the morning – my daughter is in labor and the midwives are taking a short nap. Her gentle moans and my excitement make it impossible for me to sleep so I decide to make a birthday cake. (I use my trusty harvest gold Kitchen Aid mixer given to me by my sister over 30 years ago.)

Evelyn George’s Birthday Cake
1-1/4 cup vegetable oil
1 cup brown sugar & 1 cup white sugar
4 eggs
1 cup flour
1 cup whole-wheat flour
2 tsp. baking soda AND baking powder
2 tsp. cinnamon
3 cups grated carrots
1 can crushed pineapple, drained
1 cup golden raisins
1/2 cup chopped walnuts, toasted
Mix vegetable oil with brown & white sugar. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. In another bowl sift together both flours, salt, soda & baking powder. Gradually add flour mixture to oil/egg mixture. Fold in carrots, drained pineapple and raisins. You can bake this as a sheet cake or in 9″ rounds. Grease & flour pans. I use parchment as this cake is very moist and can stick. Bake at 350 for 45 minutes to an hour.
Lemon Frosting
8 ounces softened cream cheese
1/4 cup softened unsalted butter
2 cups sifted confectioners’ sugar
1-2 tsp. vanilla
1 tablespoon grated lemon rind
1 cup finely chopped walnuts, toasted
Combine cream cheese and butter – whip until light and fluffy. Add sifted confectioners’ sugar and beat until blended. Add vanilla and lemon rind. Frost cake. For a layer cake, I press walnuts around the outside edge of the cake, leaving the top an open canvas for candles and a greeting.

paige May 13, 2009 at 2:25 pm

M–MMMMM. Pie. Yes! I am willing to make an executive decision in favor of birthday pie (or cake.) Bring it on!

Linda–So glad to see you stopping by, and I love that you baked a cake for Julianna and Evelyn on Evelyn’s first-ever birthday. It sounds delicious–I LOVE carrot cake. Looks like I have my first bake-off assignment…

margaretroach May 13, 2009 at 5:17 pm

As eldest sister, all I can say is this:

No cakes that diss a portion of the family (poor Chris’s sister).

No lard.

No cakes that look like boobs (especially not green boobs..is that a Martian boob?).

And one more thing: Pie is a good thing.

:)

AB203 May 13, 2009 at 9:08 pm

My favorite go-to is The Cake Bible’s All-Occasion Downy Yellow Butter Cake, frosted with a chocolate ganache. Utterly delicious alone, moist, and the chocolate is the perfect complement!

Rose Levy Berenbaum is a genius!

HAPPY Half-Birthday!

paige May 13, 2009 at 9:14 pm

Margaret–you have something against full-figured Martians? Geez.

gfe-gluten free easily May 13, 2009 at 11:40 pm

It’s really hard to beat the decadence of flourless chocolate cake. http://glutenfreeeasily.com/flourless-chocolate-cake/ So easy, but so incredibly worthy of such a special celebration! :-)

Shirley

marionroach May 14, 2009 at 7:47 am

No cakes that look like boobs? Uh oh.

margaretroach May 15, 2009 at 8:15 am

I see over at dear sister-friend Sarah McColl’s Pink of Perfection blog that she just had a birthday, and has a great twist on a classic cake (thanks to a sister-friend’s simple trick: adding orange zest). You can read about it here, Paige, if you are starting the bakeoffs. Let me know what time there will be samples needing testers.

I am adding to my comment, because Deb at Smitten Kitchen just published the cake she made for her Mother’s 65th, one with an almond flavor. Looks *very* good.

So many choices.

donnamiller May 15, 2009 at 11:53 am

Here’s what I do for a birthday cake. Go to a bakery. Find a simple, white frosted two-layer cake. Buy it. Take home and put on Grandma’s beautiful cake plate that has held homemade cakes for 50 years. Put already purchased fresh fruit in way too much liqueur of your choice. I use B&B. Soak fruit for as many hours and you have before person with birthday arrives.
Right before serving, drizzle 6-7 tablespoons of juice/liqueur over top of white frosting. Artfully drizzled is best. Big ceremony with candles. Cut cake, slather with drunken fruit and whipped cream if you remember to do it. Accept compliments on homemade cake. Happy birthday. No bras.

Anastasia May 16, 2009 at 9:40 am

I’m liking this one (viewer discretion advised)

rachel May 18, 2009 at 8:50 am
Jeanne May 18, 2009 at 1:14 pm

Wow, I could go on and on with this one. Cake baking is one of my favorite things! My go-to birthday cake, for everyone I love, is from Alice Medrich (the queen of chocolate) in “Fine Cooking”: Fastest Fudge Cake
http://www.finecooking.com/recipes/fastest-fudge-cake.aspx
Don’t be turned off by the name (although it is fast and easy). This is a delicious cake that everyone asks for. Including my sisters :). I don’t find it to be fudge-y. It’s got a light crumb, with a fantastic chocolate taste. And the ganache is to die for.

Janice May 18, 2009 at 5:59 pm

For a sister-blog, how about a real family-style birthday cake like Cbiffon Cake!
I vote for Chocolate Chiffon Cake (cake goddess Rose Levy Berenbaum’s from the Cake Bible is THE best!) topped with 7 minute frosting and chocolate shavings.

Janice May 18, 2009 at 6:00 pm

… and it has a hole in the centre, so that might help it qualify as a half-cake for a half-birthday!

Dan Shaw May 19, 2009 at 7:43 am

This brought back happy memories of my mother “famous” chocolate cake that family friends often requested she make for birthdays. It was a Duncan Hines chcocolate cake from a box with buttercream frosting–the recipe, I believe, came the Bakers Chocolate box or a clip from a magazine. It was so delicious and I can still see my mothers placing the cake on a paper doily with piece of wax paper around the bottom so she could frost messily and then pull the wax paper out and have the cake on the doily. As my mother got busier her with her career and my sister became a teeen, it was my sister who would have to make “Joan Shaw’s famous chocolate cake” for family friends’ when they make the request. Of course, when I was little, all I wanted was a “fancy” cake from a bakery, but there is no better memory tan my mother frosting a cake….ah, i can see her melting the chocolate in a double boiler, which seemed like serious business. Thank you mom. Thank you sis.

Anastasia May 19, 2009 at 3:31 pm

What about this one from the gallery of regrettable food:

http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/partycake/8.html

so weird.

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